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Oct. 5th, 2004



weezel365 , I thought about you last night. Our girlfriend Lindsay is on the cover of GQ looking pretty hot!


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Oct. 5th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
Not only is she on the cover of GQ, but she's on the cover of GQ that was sent to my house. You see, I'm not the kind of person who would read GQ, much less pick one up. I don't like magazines where you have to skim through forty pages of ads before you find the table of contents... regardless, Lindsay CHOSE me. I walked to my mailbox yesterday, and sitting in it was GQ magazine, with Lindsay on the front. I was estatic! Sent to my house? How can this be? I looked at who it was really addressed to. Hmmmmmmmmm... Mr. Jason Allencore (or some other such crap like that)... odd name. We've never gotten his mail before. I looked at the address... why, it's ours! It's not the neighbors, the people across the street, or even the people on Merrimont Drive (as opposed to our Merrimont Road). No, it's addressed to our house, just not anyone here. And since I'm the one who found her first, that means that Lindsay Lohan loves me, she chose me, she sought me out. I read the article before going to bed, kissed her goodnight, and prayed that Wilmer Valerderammaderamadmemradmaedmedma,dmad,df;asd,fmna;sldkfj dies... or at least breaks up with her. If she wants a 24 year old boyfriend, she can always have me.
Oct. 6th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
See? It's a sign! She wants you man! Maybe you should write a nice long letter to her explaining this sign from God. Give her detailed descriptions of what your children are going to look like. Oh, and don't forget to cut off your ear and stick it in the envelope before you send it out. Or, you could always try to assasinate the President to get her attention?
Oct. 6th, 2004 01:00 am (UTC)
I planned on posting this link in my LJ to show everyone that, YES!!! It is a sign that Lohan and I are meant to be together... but now I feel stupid. Who the fuck assasinated a President to garner the attention of a girl?
Oct. 6th, 2004 02:47 am (UTC)
John Hinkly, Jr. tried to assasinate president Reagan, because he thought that it would make Jodie Foster fall in love with him. This is after he had been stalking her at college for awhile.
Oct. 6th, 2004 04:14 am (UTC)
Ahh. I see.
Well, I'm not stalking anyone, I'm just crushing really hard on a celebrity that's only as old as my little brother.
Oct. 6th, 2004 04:35 am (UTC)
But what a good choice in crushes. I mean, holy Crist her rack!!
Oct. 6th, 2004 04:35 am (UTC)
Good job. For a second I felt like an ass thinking no one would get it. Then I started thinking "any second now the Secret Service is going to bust down my door because I suggested, on the internet, someone try to assasinate the president". Yes, I am an odd one.
Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:10 am (UTC)
Thanks asshat. It is 10:19 pm and I am home completely alone on acres of land with no other houses around anywhere close. Yeah, thanks. Oh, and I am a chicken shit.

same thing happened to me. i needed to pass on the scary. sorry.
Dec. 8th, 2004 02:13 am (UTC)
Please credit my icon, thank you.
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